detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

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yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

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  • Anonymouswho is it that you are talking about? what can u start by just saying hey?
  • Who is this anyway? Can you get off anon?

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  • Anonymousyou'll never know until you try. That person can't be that rude or hate you that much not to respond to you.
  • But they might be. I don’t want to start anything

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  • Anonymouswhy won't you talk to them then?
  • I don’t think the person wants to talk:(

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